Reggie Bush Pissed at USC Contract Offer – Signs with Buffalo

Buffalo, NY — Former Heisman Trophy winner Reggie Bush signed and incentive laden contract with the Buffalo Bills yesterday, but didn’t seem too happy with where he ended up.  In particular, Bush was pissed at a lowball offer received earlier in the week from his former team, the USC Trojans.

“Yeah, I really wanted to go back home.  So many great years in SoCal…great weather, beautiful women, and of course the money ways great!  Oh, and I also won a Heisman, can’t fucking find that thing though.”

Bush winning the Heisman in 2005

Bush winning the Heisman in 2005

A free agent since the end of the 2015 season, Bush narrowed his choices down to two teams, the Bills and the Trojans.

“Buffalo really wanted me.  Well, I mean, as much as a team could want someone who’s been a free agent for three months and had two knucklehead running backs get in trouble in the off season.  But still I was always feeling the love coming from the Bills Mafia.

“USC on the other hand, not so much.  They only offered me $200k in twenties, a three bedroom apartment five-minutes from the beach, and get this…a 2014 Honda Accord for the season only.  Shit offer.  I’m almost ashamed that I ever was a Trojan.”

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